If you REALLY think Vanyanna is fabulous, then prove it. BUY ME SOMETHING!!! Come on! Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee! And not just anything. I MADE A LIST!!! And, here it is...

Send lots and lots of presents to... VANYANNA VANISHTACROFT P.O. BOX 56465 SAINT PETERSBURG FL 33732-6465

1. I wish for you not to send me something that is alive, or once was.

2. A printer would be nice. I don't know enough about them to say which one to get. Surprise me!

3. Jewelry. Doesn't have to be anything spectacular. Not picky. And being that I don't really have any, you don't have to worry about getting me something I already have. Just don't get me anything red and we'll be just peachy!

4.Shoes are good. Size 9. No heels. And no boots, please. I live in Florida!

5.Any books devoted to the subject of writing(how to), or Salvador Dali. If someone sends me one of those really nice, big, hardcover books with pictures of his entire collection, I will love you forever!

6. Also, this may seem silly, but I've always wanted a complete, hardcover book with all of Grimm's Fairy Tales.

7. An electronic spell checker.

8. An electronic thesaurus.

9. A PALM PILOT! I know that's a long shot, but a girl can dream, can't she?

10. Pretty much anything electronic. Damn, I love electronics!

11. Cold, hard cash is always good. Yep, gotta love the cash.

12. V.C.R. Yeah, I know that sounds a bit odd. Would you believe that I don't actually own one? And in fact, would never even want one. But FT gave me a tickle video! While I just can't bring myself to buy one for the purposes of just watching ONE video, I don't have a problem with YOU doing it.

13. If someone buys me a VCR, feel free to send me copies of all your tickle videos! Tee, hee, hee!

14. Oooh! A new CD walkman would be nice! Philips, if you can.

15. Hell! While I'm at it, a new stereo would be pretty cool. But I must warn you...When it comes to stereos, I am VERY specific in my tastes and it's pretty much all or nothing. If you can't get me what I want, you probably shouldn't bother. Here it goes...Philips, must have at least a three disc changer(5 is better), digital radio ONLY, dual cassette deck, and microphone capabilties, and must have a remote.

16. A gift certificate for a visit to a local, professional dominant who will tickle torture me into oblivion.

17.LAPTOP!!! I don't have a PC. I use a laptop, and it's about to go bad on me. I'm not expecting anyone to actually send me one. But it doesn't hurt to at least try. Mind you, I don't necessarily care if it's new. If you have an old one that at least works well enough for me to get on the net, I would greatly appreciate it.

That's not really asking a lot, is it? Tee, hee, hee!